All I have to say is, WoW!

(Los Angeles, CA)

So this one was found in the 'best-of-Craigslist' section. I needed an easy one since it's the first blog and I'm tired. So here it is...

Girl seeking WoW player - w4m

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Date: 2008-10-14, 11:01AM PDT


Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..


I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don't have to pay much attention.

You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.

But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pussy feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.

What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:

- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
- You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
- You must be able to spell.
- You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
- At least 5'10".
- No blondies.
- Dark hair, dark eyes
- Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.

About me:

- I am 5'8"
- 150lbs
- Blue eyes and brown hair.
- I know a lot about video games.
- I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.

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For the record, I am not a World of Warcraft (WoW) fan. I think the game is overrated. On the positive side I do not think the game is a complete waste of time. People have become so attached to the game that they actually buy the game's virtual currency (gold) with real money. Hopefully the people that do this will at least break even with the monthly subscription in this business.

My first reaction to this post was that this girl has a serious problem. But then I remembered that when I used to be infatuated with the First Person Shooter (FPS) game Counter-Strike, (CS) I would envy the people (always males) bragging about receiving oral sex while playing the game. Of course I would take their claim with a grain of salt, as nobody knows your a dog on the internet. The idea is what enticed me.

I think that her criteria is specific and quite reasonable. In the gaming world, females are few and far between, let alone ones that play the more in-depth games to such a level that this one claims to play at. She probably won't have trouble sifting through responses and finding someone to fit the bill.

So if this girl were to find someone and they agree to the above terms, how could this all happen in a chair? It would have to be in a chair, right? She would need both hands for the mouse and keyboard, so I would assume that the guy would be in the chair, facing the computer. She would be straddling him with her back to him, also facing the computer. She could do the work by going up and down, or he could move his hips while she stays at a constant height. Also, he "must be able to finish on [her] twice within one hour." This seems difficult in my book. If I were a hardcore WoW player and this were me to try and fuck this girl on her terms, I'd probably disappoint. Sorry ladies, but I don't think I can handle; having sex in a chair with your back turned, paying attention to the game, being loud, giving suggestions and try to have an orgasm all the while you're trying to play and get off at the same time. All within an hour's time frame.

I do however, think that the oral sex is perfectly doable. I'm sure no guy willing to go down on a girl would have a problem doing it while she plays video games.

-Swift