But you really never do know. This one is pretty good. Surprisingly, it took some digging to really get an interesting one in the Big Apple. And so here it is...
SWF Rubenesque Mistress taking applications for house boy - w4m - 35
Reply to: pers-901264626@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-10-31, 10:03PM EDT
Taking applications for:
D & D Free Single Male who is dominant during the day but wants to be my House Boy by night.
Must be willing to do laundry, dusting, vacuuming, cleaning, and some cooking.
If you are a good house boy and do your job, you will be rewarded by me sitting on your face and letting you orally please me for hours.
In your application please include the following:
Age, height, weight, photo, list of qualifications, and a minimum 100 word essay on why I should select you.
Recommendations a plus!
PostingID: 901264626D & D Free Single Male who is dominant during the day but wants to be my House Boy by night.
Must be willing to do laundry, dusting, vacuuming, cleaning, and some cooking.
If you are a good house boy and do your job, you will be rewarded by me sitting on your face and letting you orally please me for hours.
In your application please include the following:
Age, height, weight, photo, list of qualifications, and a minimum 100 word essay on why I should select you.
Recommendations a plus!
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
There was one thing that I didn't object to in this 'casual encounters' post, and that was the length. She keeps it short and to the point, but far from sweet in my opinion. I'm sure that her sitting on anyone's face is far from sweet tasting. Although if the 'applicant' was a good cook, hopefully he could pamper his pallet with some killer Italian before it's bombarded by that ever hit or miss taste of cooch. As a close friend of mine says "Every vagina is like a snowflake." Taste applies to this too, as some are good and others are not so fresh. I'll leave it at that and move on.
I actually thought of a clever situation this crazy lady may get herself into. Since she wants a "male who is dominant during the day," she better not get herself dominated into doing all of the above and leaving nothing but the sitting on the face for nighttime. Hopefully some men will have the foresight for this, and would even knock out two birds with one stone by inviting her over to their place so that she can do something productive. Not to say that she isn't productive, as sitting on people's faces without mercy and "letting [them] orally please [her] for hours" is no easy task.
So this woman also better be able to give some mad oral. I don't think that guys like to please without being pleased, at least some of the time. Sure it can be a one way street here and there, but this is just crazy. Personally, if I were to eat out a girl for hours (minus the sitting on my face) my tongue would be clocked out after 20 minutes, tops.
And to think that she wants recommendations? This chick is off her rocker by this point. Unless the Craigslist 'casual encounters' section has a referrals section that I have completely missed, it would take a good amount of GHB to get a girl to write a recommendation about how good someone was at oral. And if it really was that good, then why would they write one sober? Girls are cynical and competetive. (For the most part.) What makes her think other girls will give up technique of mythic proportions?
So on a lighter note, this is just an application after all. Thank goodness real job applications aren't like this.
-Swift
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