And this chick expects to make it out of this one clean?

(Phoenix, AZ)

I apologize at how brief this post is, but do not fret. There is a lot to be said about this circumstance.

Wheres the Frat guys? w4mmmmmmmmm - w4m - 20 (phx)

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Reply to: pers-930422211@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-11-22, 7:43PM MST

I just want to go down a line and suck off every frat guy in the group. Is there any group of guys that are looking for this? I want to be a little slut for 1 night

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And even though it is short, simple and to the point; the point meets my criteria. This person has just bought herself a one way ticket to STDville. It's obvious that this little hayday of blowing every guy in sight will not be the last event of her night. If she gets what she wants, (and oh boy, she will) then every guy she just sucked off will line up to run the train on her until her vagina is begging to recover from the abuse. By that time, it will be too late because the anus will be next. I will spare the details of this encounter that cannot possibly have a happy ending.

If she's lucky, that train to STDville will come to a slow and steady stop if it's a bacterial infection. Lucky in the meaning that it will be curable. The infection will be cured, and the train will start up again but to a different destination. Hopefully it will be safe sex city.

However, should the train continue to its destination, more than likely the operator will be full steam ahead. By full steam ahead, I mean that this situation is beyond recovery. She has passed the STDville junction, and is well on her way to a deathbed.

Based on this post, she does not have the morals or the smarts to stick with one guy. This one night of naive bliss might not teach any lessons. It is her own judgement call to do this, so why would she make the right one to stop having sex once she has an incurable disease? Hell, the guy that gave this burden to her did not have the dignity to stop himself or let her know, so why should she?

And so the train rolls on. Sharing its contents along the way with unfortunate passerbies. I will be on the lookout for people more slutty than this one. I am not going to get my hopes up too high, sicne this post sets the bar pretty high.

-Swift